Our freshers are finally here. Let’s put all the registration stress aside, it time to experience the fun and challenges that come with campus life. Meeting new faces means a whole lot, new attitudes and personalities. If you haven’t yet met these types of peole, then school life has not really started for you………..
These ones are the wishes of almost all parents. These ones are technically the serious students. They start studying before orientation. Their presence at the library is more than the librarian. They become enemies to the other type, lmaooo. Be patient you’ll see them soon.
These ones tend to know everything about the school. All the hot spots for the serious vibesss, they know! But the truth of the matter is that they might be the ones sharing the false information.
People who designed the motto freedom and justice but removed the justice from their lives, they start singing ‘freedom ‘ as soon as they enter the university premises. They have dates of all coming parties and can even then which one go pap. There are privileged to the have the ability to fish out all the parties in school.
These ones you may not know from any place but get along at the very first encounter, they become close friends suddenly and these people are met at food joints and in queues for registration with guys , they meet sometimes at JCR
Whatever you do or say doesn’t really bother them. Making friends is not on their bucket list. They will rather stay in their room all day without talking to anyone at all.
Our very own RSVPs .These people are even known before they enter the university. They tend to get all the attention they need. But hey, don’t stress yourself over them; you might end up getting jealous of their lifestyle.
Abraham and Sarah in disguise
These are the loved birds. They may have emanated from shs or as soon as they got to the University, these romantics usually have a sad ending, they are adored by few … Most people only pray that they get separated and unfortunately God answers such prayers. This doesn’t eradicate the fact that some last throughout their stay in university and even get married
These ones from rich backgrounds think they have even the Chancellor in their pockets. These kids of Dangote and Jeff Bezos respect none. Beautifully, they have always a friend from a humble home that usually is loved by many, and they will get that poor friend who enjoys under their shadow, chai, Level 100…
Kanye and Kim
You can easily spot these ones. They are definitely in their vogue season! I mean, they really came to slay. I don’t mean to make fun, but can we observe a minute of silence for the wanna be fashionistas?
These people are yet to settle, they have no idea what’s going on and can be manipulated easily. They walk with the schools map yet still they keep asking for directions. Can you please shift?
Enjoy your stay in school.